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  1. Beau says:

    The bidet was invented by Messers Vlad and Isak Bidet in 1849 in Vladistock, Russia after tasting sour Russian pussy. This lead to the Black Russian in it’s original form. The white Russian soon followed. 150 proof vodka with curraco and Kaluha with cream. During the 1850 uprising in Germany, the Brandy Alexander took effect. The bidet was forgotten until 1940 when the Nazi’s used them to interrogate female look-a-likes. The bidets were than used in homes in Allentown, PA after the war to stimulate war brides for anal studies.

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