S L O W L Y, take a few small breaths and recite the mantra of the living dead. Alcohol is good for the body, that which doesn’t kill us only serves to make us drink more. We are the smartest, most enjoyable people. We may think of magical cures, but can’t pronounce them due to more wonderful thoughts coming to us from beyond. Our vision is perfect but flawed due to unicorns dancing on the bar top. Swizzle sticks turn into magic wands and nothing you can say will sway me into removing my pants.
It’s the truth!
S L O W L Y, take a few small breaths and recite the mantra of the living dead. Alcohol is good for the body, that which doesn’t kill us only serves to make us drink more. We are the smartest, most enjoyable people. We may think of magical cures, but can’t pronounce them due to more wonderful thoughts coming to us from beyond. Our vision is perfect but flawed due to unicorns dancing on the bar top. Swizzle sticks turn into magic wands and nothing you can say will sway me into removing my pants.