(This is what I look like in my dreams of beaches and tiki bars.)

We’re on the edge of glory — glory being a three-day weekend. I wish I could tell you I had interesting plans to visit far-off destinations involving a beaches and tiki bars. But I don’t. I will be right here in Louisville, Ky., trying to pretend I’m on a beach with a tiki bar. Thank god imagination goes further than an empty bank account.