Today’s Reason To Drink


I’m just gonna come out and say it. Perhaps I’ll be shamed. Perhaps I’ll be banished from America. Perhaps I’ll be sentenced to live out the rest of my life on a melting glacier. OK, here it goes. Are you ready? OK, OK. Let’s do this: I don’t care for the movie “Frozen.”

I feel like I’ve seen the characters before. It’s like they took bits and pieces from other Disney films and threw them into a snow globe. It’s no “Little Mermaid,” that’s for sure. It’s no “Toy Story” or “Snow White.”

Speaking of Snow White. Why doesn’t she like the new iPhone?

Wait for it … wait for it. Because it’s an Apple! Holla!!

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