I’m just gonna come out and say it. Perhaps I’ll be shamed. Perhaps I’ll be banished from America. Perhaps I’ll be sentenced to live out the rest of my life on a melting glacier. OK, here it goes. Are you ready? OK, OK. Let’s do this: I don’t care for the movie “Frozen.”
I feel like I’ve seen the characters before. It’s like they took bits and pieces from other Disney films and threw them into a snow globe. It’s no “Little Mermaid,” that’s for sure. It’s no “Toy Story” or “Snow White.”
Speaking of Snow White. Why doesn’t she like the new iPhone?
Wait for it … wait for it. Because it’s an Apple! Holla!!