Does this happen to anyone else: Every time you enter Walmart you have a panic attack?
I try not to shop at Walmart because I don’t agree with their philosophies and lack of business ethics, but I had to stop by yesterday to return a cracked Brita Water Pitcher I had bought there. As soon as I entered the sliding doors, my head started to spin. It was like the first time I tried chewing tobacco and accidentally swallowed a little. My palms were sweating. I nearly got ran over by a large woman on a Rascal on her way to frozen foods. My breathing accelerated. I had to escape. Now.
My plan was to pick up a few groceries, but I didn’t make it past Aisle 1. I went immediately to Target, did not pass Go, did not collect $200. At Target, I was able to breath again. And I almost hugged a smiling red-shirted employee.
I love you, Target. I will never cheat again.