Drunk Texts of the Week

drunk_texting.jpgWithout further ado …

  • I think it’s annoying when kids sing
  • You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. Tequila!
  • I either gave someone a fantastic blow job, or I fell
  • When I need to talk about the weather, I call my mom!
  • I wanna motorboat your Pappy
  • I need a Pappysmear
  • I just spilled pumpkin on my North Face #wpp

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