Weirdest thing I got for Christmas: Beer-flavored jelly beans.

Best thing I got for Christmas: Fitbit/Texas bourbon

Worst thing I got for Christmas: 5 more pounds of body weight

My friends and I are doing a “Biggest Loser” challenge starting in January, so this is my last week to eat and drink whatever I want. I will win this challenge, I have no doubt. Beer and I are about to break up. And I will become better friends with gin, vodka, bourbon … and the gym.