On a day like this, I’d love to be able to click my heels and land on a warm, tropical beach with a piña colada in hand. It’s been a long time since I’ve been to the ocean, so perhaps I’ll change that this summer.

Can’t you hear the waves lapping the shoreline? Can’t you feel the sand as you bury your toes in it? Can’t you feel the hot rays of the sun beating down? Can’t you see the seagulls dive-bomb your plate of french fries? Oh, oops. Too late. I should have warned you about that.