Drunk Texts of the Week

BES_065Have at ’em …

  • Nobody puts baby in a solo cup
  • No one has enough gorilla glue to fix this broken heart
  • E wants to know if you screwed a stud
  • A beer with her is emotional water boarding
  • Bitch slaps are free and reality checks don’t bounce
  • Don’t go down on a burning bush
  • If she’s straight, I’m black
  • You’re only gay if your balls touch

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