I would be remiss not to mention that I’ll be up for auction tonight at a charity event at The Planet in the Highlands. For anyone who’s ever wanted to waterboard me or make me mow the lawn, this is your chance. I’m hoping I go for more than $2, but the demand for dick jokes has decreased over the last few years.
I’ve done this one other time in college — and I remember it being awkward and silly. My best guy friend was trying to outbid with a new suitor (who I dumped for happy hour — true story), and I think my friend ended up winning. I believe he made me clean his kitchen or something.
Anyway, it should be interesting.