Well, I fetched $100 last night in the auction … a bid from my friend Fawn. I promised her a Sunday Funday of champagne and bloody marys. Seems like a fair trade, wouldn’t you say?

Also, I read an alarming piece about the Pappy Mafia incident. The cops have found the stolen Pappy — well, some of it — and said it’ll have to probably be destroyed instead of returned to Buffalo Trace or sold to the public. Can’t they just give it to me to take care of? I promise to share it appropriately. In fact, I’ll just throw one big city-wide party and I’m sure it’ll be taken care of in no time.

Wasted Pappy makes me unhappy!