Today’s Reason To Drink

El Mundo's Mosquito has bite.

El Mundo’s Mosquito has bite.

Want a drink that’s refreshing but has bite? Something that hugs you softly¬†but pinches your ass at the same time? Then try El Mundo‘s Mosquito cocktail, which is basically a margarita infused with jalepenos and cilantro. For a mere $7.50, you can get caressed and spanked at the same time.

No need to thank me. It’s my job.

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