Bed hog

I think I’m going to buy a bed this weekend … and I’m nervous. My current full-sized mattress is about eight years old and feels like I’m sleeping in a taco. Every morning I am saddled with lower back pain, and I have to utilize my abs just to get out of the bed. My dog, however, is perfectly comfortable stretching out into my space.

So yes, I think it’s time for a new mattress — and this time I’m going to make it a queen, so he can have his own side and not kick me when he’s dreaming about chasing squirrels.