Sometimes dreams do come true. After my last column ran on Friday (see post below), I received a Tweet at 10:30 p.m. that very night from our esteemed mayor. He has agreed to fulfill his end of the bargain and give me the damn key!

My people are still waiting to hear from his people, but I’m guessing that’s because he’s got some big plans for the ceremony. Parades, ponies, pole dancing — I’m up for whatever, Mr. Mayor! Maybe you can get Jennifer Lawrence in town for this?