I know you’ve started that Christmas list … and I just know you want Santa to stuff your stocking with “The Bar Belle Vol. 2.” Well, if you’re one of my devoted drinkers, then you already have your copy. But can’t you think of others out there who just HAVE TO HAVE A COPY? How thrilled would your Great Aunt Gertrude be with having my book as her main bathroom read? Doesn’t your sister Kirstie need more than 50 drunk texts of the week?

Well, you’re in luck — and that rhymes with fuck. I’ll be signing my books this every day this weekend! Here’s the schedule … please come say hello at at least offer me a swig from your flask.

Friday, Nov. 6: Regalo Gifts during the Day of the Dead celebrations on South Fourth Street — 562 S. Fourth St., 6 p.m.

Saturday, Nov. 7: Flea Off Market — Fresh Start Growers Supply, 1007 E. Jefferson St., 11 a.m.

Sunday, Nov. 8: Flea Off Market — Fresh Start Growers Supply, 1007 E. Jefferson St., 11 a.m.