Today’s Reason To Drink

santaI will take those jingle bells and shove them up your ass if you play Christmas music before Thanksgiving.

Thank you, Lite 106.9, for ruining my holidays. Had to immediately delete you off my radio dial when heard “Santa Baby” before temperatures actually dipped below 35 degrees. May you get a lump of coal in your stocking and a burning bag of reindeer shit on your doorstep.

Happy Holidays!

One thought on “Today’s Reason To Drink

  1. Samwell Baggins says:

    I was at the nail salon getting a pedicure when the Christmas music (mostly contemporary and not classic) blared through the speakers. This was 11/7/2015, which is way too early for Lite 106.9 to be playing this. The technicians are all not from the States and seemed to enjoy the music. They had no proscriptions about listening to holiday music this early. I tuned the music out for the better part of an hour. It is the way of things.

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