One of my dad’s winning hands. Gross.

Did you survive Christmas and all its misgivings? Did you make it through the day without fighting with Aunt Gertrude about the merits of Donald Trump? Did you drink yourself silly and look through old photos of yourself when you were skinny and happy and 7? Did you play Cards Against Humanity with your dad and have to explain what smegma and bukkake are?

It’s the little things.