Snow me the money!

Grab your milk! Grab your wife! Grab your wife’s milk makers! It’s going to snow! Holy shit! What do we do? Let’s cancel everything and call off life. You’re doomed to spend Friday indoors glued to local news reports and the latest season of “Wentworth.”

Not I, said the cat. As long as my car can plow through the snow, I plan on being out and about. It’s actually the best time to be at a bar — there’s this it’s-the-end-of-the-world-so-let’s-drink vibe that makes for a pretty fun time. Bonding with strangers and friends, drinking and watching it snow — can’t think of a better way to spend a Friday.