And the Asshole of the Day award goes to some lame chick on OK Cupid, who took the time to peruse my profile and message me: “The non crazy lesbians aren’t at happy hour … just a tip.”
I’m sorry, I’m not sure I asked for advice. And if I did happen to ask for dating advice, it wouldn’t be from someone window shopping on OK Stupid.
Reason No. 469,559 I need to delete my profile.
Thank you for pissing on my Cheerios this morning.