10 Things Worse Than Online Dating

153c405cd66c506cd5ed34c744810be7When historians look back on the 2000s, they’ll pinpoint online dating as the downfall of modern society. It’s wretched, vapid, humiliating and superficial.

But here are 10 things that might be worse. Only 10, though.

  1. Disease (all of them)
  2. World hunger
  3. Terrorism
  4. Food poisoning that makes you use both the front and back doors at the same time
  5. Breakups
  6. Donald Trump
  7. Accidentally hitting an animal with your car
  8. Being hit by a car
  9. Insects inside your house/bed/shoes/shower
  10. Periods

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