Today’s Reason To Drink

The machine of lesbian dreams.

The machine of lesbian dreams.

I can’t imagine anyone these days is in desperate need of a beer koozie — I’ve probably got more than 100 in my collection. But it’s a harrowing situation to be at a bar, drinking bottled beer, and find yourself without one.

I stopped by Diamond’s in the Highlands this weekend to see my beloved Velcro Pygmies, and I found this koozie dispenser in the lobby. For $5, instead of cigarettes, you can pick yourself out a UK, U of L or other random beer chiller of your choice.

Also worth mentioning, two of the koozies in the machine stole my pub crawl design of “Gettin’ Drunky in Kentucky.” Serves me right for never trademarking it. Ho hum.

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