Today’s Reason To Drink

Take me to Destin!

Anyone else feel like you’re the only one not on spring break, getting bit by sharks in Destin? Don’t get me wrong — I don’t mind less traffic and short lunch lines.

But I feel like I’ve been left behind — like I didn’t make it into Jesus’ sorority or something. I just want to be on a beach with a drink in my hand and no alarm clocks. Of course I’ll be in the pool and not the ocean due to that unfortunate shark incident.

Carnivores ruin everything!

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