No thanks.

Tonight is Pint Night at Flanagan’s, and I always look to see if it’s something I’d like to A) try, and B) take home a cool glass. This week’s email made me throw up in my mouth.

At 7 p.m., they’re offering pints of Sweetwater Cool Breeze, a Belgian-style saison flavored with cucumber and lime. Gross and gross!

The only thing cucumbers are good in is a jar of pickles. That vegetable needs to be banned from U.S. consumption. It not only tastes like rat fallopian tubes covered in horse semen, but it gives me heartburn!

Leave my beer alone.