Today’s Reason To Drink

That’s Boris the Blade in the background.

Everyone ready for this total eclipse of the heart shit later this month? I guess you need special glasses for two minutes while the damn moon squeezes between us and the sun.

They’re giving away the glasses this week at all Heine Bros. Coffee locations — if you buy something. The cold brew coffee isn’t bad.

If you look at the sun directly, without the special glasses, I think you turn into a zombie … or a Kardashian. Both sound horrifying.

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