If I had a million dollars, I would pay off my car and house. I would finally put a fence up so my dog doesn’t run off into the sunset.
I would probably brave going to a mall and buying some new clothes at Old Navy or something. And I’d buy rounds for lots and lots of people.
I’d also probably hire a personal chef. And buy a small apartment in New Orleans’ French Quarter, and maybe a condo in Destin … or Key West.
I might buy an airline to figure out how to make flying fun again.
And then, after all that, I’ll probably be out of money.
But at least I’ll have a fence.