Oh god … she’s gonna talk about being single again …

I won’t bore you with stories about depressing online dating sites or the sad state of my dating life. Instead, I’m going to sprinkle some positive thoughts into the universe and describe my ideal person.

She should …

• like dogs
• appreciate bourbon
• be on time
• be patient
• like to laugh
• make me nervous
• be independent
• be kind to strangers, unless they’re trying to mug her
• eat ice cream
• like to travel
• like to stay in
• like to go out
• put up with watching some football
• respect herself
• respect me
• play well with others
• be active
• not force me to camp in a place where there could be bugs
• like me