Maybe I’ll get to bathe in red wax.

Holy shit! I’ve just been promoted to a Maker’s Mark Ambassador for Life!

Is it because I’m awesome and love bourbon?

Nope. It’s just because I’ve been an ambassador since 2007 — and they’re awarding the people who have stuck with them all this time. Whatever the case, I’ll take it!

What does it mean? I think I get free distillery tours for life and a key to the rick houses.

Only kidding about the second thing.

I think I should be able to select my own barrel with a dozen other Ambassadors for Life.

What say you?