Got some scary pumpkins to scare the little folks.

Happy Halloween!

Not sure if you know this, but calories don’t count today. Woot! Eat all the Reece’s Cups you want … but you only have until midnight.

For my first Halloween at my house, I plan on sitting on my porch, sipping some good bourbon and handing out candy to little people who dare to climb my stairs.

I’m hoping I get rid of most the candy I bought — but I won’t be depressed if I don’t. Just fat and happy.