Today’s Reason To Drink


So dating apps. Yeah, still messing with those.

Spent yesterday talking with someone who already tried to catfish me. I was wondering when she’d figure it out. I finally just said, “Hey, we’ve already met here, but you had a different photo of a different person … so.”

And with that, she disappeared like someone the mob got to.

Do real, breathing, got-their-shit-together, single people exist anymore?

I don’t know what’s more lame — that I’m on these sites or that people play games on them.

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