Bourbon Barrel goes to Kat.

I’ve never really had a reason to make a living will, because I never really owned anything worth more than $20.

But now that I have a house and some bourbon, I suppose I ought to assign things to people. Is that how it works?

OK, here it goes:

House — my older brother and sister-in-law

Bourbon — my younger brother, except for the Old Forester products, which should go to my friend Elizabeth (oh, and can you give one Weller Antique to my friend Kat?)

Wine & Cheese-Cutting Tools — divided between my friend Anna and my sister-in-law

Dog — my friend Leslie, but if her house is too full, maybe Elizabeth, one of my brothers or my dad?

Leaf Blower & Weed Eater — my friend Laura

Bourbon Barrel Table — my friend Kat

I think that’s about it. I don’t really care much about my jewelry or clothes or tools or other knickknacks.

So now, if I turn up missing, you know where to look first — the family and friends who are mentioned above.