Holy fish bowl, Batman! I haven’t posted in a while, have I?

What if I told you I was out trying to make the world a better place, would you believe me?

What if I told you I was opening my own tiki bar in Destin, Fla., would you believe me?

What If I told you I was hanging out with Punky Brewster and we were plotting a reunion show in the same super market where her mom left her, would you believe me?

What if I told you I just got busy and didn’t have anything clever to say, would you believe me?

Well, one out of the four is true.