I’ve never known anyone to break a Guinness Book of World Records — but I might soon! My friend Ben Schneider and his geeky buddies, Paul Moeller and Dave Davis, have a podcast called “Tower of Technobabble.” This weekend they’re going for the world record of the longest podcast ever — at about 40 hours. They’ll be broadcasting live from the WonderFest beginning Friday night and ending mid Sunday afternoon. That’s a whole lotta talkin’ about Chewbacca and Bigfoot.

Good luck, boys! Tune in and find out how they do!

Some days I’d rather not open my eyes until Happy Hour.

Did you enjoy your long weekend? I managed to stay out of trouble for the most part — and even went kayaking for seven miles down the Blue River in Southern Indiana. My cooler of beer was secured tightly on the back. Nature, friends, beer … there’s nothing like it.

It’s a holiday weekend! Those are my favorite kind. I foresee drinks, cook-outs, drinks, the Beatles Fest, drinks, kayaking, drinks, sunbathing, and probably drinks. Who’s in?

I have a bum contact, and I didn’t realize it until I got into the office. Who knew eye drops don’t substitute as contact solution? My eyes are dicks.

My delicious pina colada from KingFish.

Only in my dreams …

While day drinking outside on the KingFish patio, I thought about my ultimate outdoor festival. It’s gonna be called BarBellapalooza, and it’s gonna be like the Lilith Fair of ’80s musicians — plus beer, bourbon, froyo and cheese fry tents. Who’s in?

I’ll just be having one beer tonight, thanks.

Today is voting day, so go vote! Calling in votes for “Dancing with the Stars” or “American Idol” doesn’t count.

Step into my office and pull up a chair …