A few things we can rightfully
blame on the rain:

•No Waterfront Wednesday in April
•A halt in Derby Fever
•Crazy dreams about high water
•A scary bug in my bathroom
•Depression/Anxiety/Fear (storms)
•Wet socks
•Frenzied weathermen
•Milli Vanilli
•All my insecurities
•The 15 extra pounds I carry around
•Global Warming
•Sarah Palin