“You’re fired, Bar Belle!”

Oh my stars! I just realized I didn’t post a reason to drink yesterday. The horror! I must be mad! Gimmie my meds, dear doctor, and let me wash them down with a shot of whiskey! Spank me twice and call me Albert! Tie me up in a knot and let a Boy Scout undo me! Throw me to the wolves and then dance! Paint me red and call my mom Sally! Cut off my hair and glue it to a pony!