Dammit, I just sneezed and peed a little again :/
- If you pull it out too quick, it will squirt everywhere
- I have Benadryl in my lady folds
- If Jesus was a taco, he’d have to sleep in the manger
- I want to put my mouth around that pipe dream
- I gotta finger my ear hole while you talk about dicks
- I bet that bitch’s poop don’t float!
- I’m gonna turf tow my asshole!
- Turn down for twat?!
- Spanked. So hard I needed a safe word.