Who’s up for a Saturday morning session on how to be funny? OK, who’s up for some bloody marys while I try to sound smart and articulate the anatomy of a dick joke? You bring the bloodies, I’ll bring the dick jokes!

I was invited to be a part of this year’s Writer’s Block Fest, so I’ll be on the Humor Panel tomorrow morning at 9:15 a.m. at the Green Building Gallery, 732 E. Market St. The best part is, it’s free! I’ll be joining author Patrick Wensick, comedian Chris Anger and author Ben Tanzer.

Someone please bring me a bloody mary! I’m begging!