I Hope to score a date with a soccer player.

It’s time once again to watch hot ladies kick around a soccer ball for America! Anyone catch last night’s game? We beat Australia, who also had some hot barbies, 3 to 1 with the fine craftsmanship of Megan Rapinoe and Christen Press.

While soccer often reminds me of my 20s — lots of action, little scoring — I’ll be glued to the games for the next few weeks to support my country and stuff like that.