Details will be released soon about the ceremony where the mayor will finally present me with the key to the city. Let’s just say our scheduling teams have been in touch and we’re nailing down a date and time. What I know at the moment is that it’ll probably be held at Bourbons Bistro — where I found one of the city’s best Old Fashioneds — and that the city had to run a background check on me. I feel super important … and thankful I’ve had a clean record.

Knock on wood …