Santa gets me.

I hope everyone had a good holiday and didn’t get into too many fights with the family. Santa was good to me this year, bringing me a much needed laptop and all kinds of goodies for my new house.

Oh, and I got one of those lights for my toilet, which makes it light up in different colors at night. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve fallen in over the course of 40 years. Or missed the hole entirely.