Unemployed

It’s Feb. 1 … do you know where your snow boots are?

I don’t, because it hasn’t really snowed much this year and I haven’t unpacked them yet.

Not that I’m complaining … I like not using much heat, or electric blankets. I like not freezing my ass off walking my dog or scraping off car windows. I like socks that aren’t wet, toes that aren’t frozen and hair that hasn’t been ruined by hats.

I also haven’t woken up to my dog glued to my hip or me spooning a space heater.