If you all want to see and hear proof of perfection, I offer you this video.

Do I think they’re besties? No way. But I think they respect each other’s talent.

Or maybe they’re just good actors.

Anyway, I used to perform it with my college roommate every night before dinner in our apartment. I was always Barbara, naturally. And I would hide under a lamp until it was my time to sing, making a dramatic entrance by turning on the light.

I drank Zima back then.