Beers as big as your head?! WTF, Palace.

Anyone know why on God’s green earth the Louisville Palace only sells its domestic beers in 25-ounce cans?

That’s 25 damn ounces!! Of beer!! That will likely become warm in five minutes time!!

Now, back in my 20s, I would have thought this was the best thing on God’s green earth. But 25 ounces during Mariah Carey after I’ve already guzzled down three frozen margaritas at dinner? I guess they want me to be in the bathroom the entire show.

I don’t even tailgate with 25-ounce beers!

And speaking of God’s green earth — hope to see you all out tomorrow for the annual St. Patrick’s Parade in the Highlands. You can find me at Flanagan’s. Buy me a drink, sing me a song, take me as I am ’cause I can’t stay long.