Sitting at Heine Bros. trying to choke down a Bodygood Bar … a vegan, protein and fiber rich gob of natural goo. And because you’re dying to know … it’s also gluten and nut free. If this is what you must eat to live a long life, then you better start sending me condolences. And don’t let me borrow money. Or take out life insurance. Marriage? Forget it. Unless you want it to be short and sweet. Cause I can be very sweet for a short person. Where is this going?
Stupid breakfast bar.
Breakfast should be taken in quick short bursts of Kahalua for the caffine, peppermint schnapps for the breath and kirshwasser for the cherry goodness. Your body needs nourishment by way of Guinness or oatmeal stout. Get your blood-alcohol level just right to deal with the mean old world.