I feel un-American because I’m just not into the Olympics this year. I kinda dug the snowboarders racing down a steep track, but that’s about all I’ve seen. I haven’t been into ice skating since the whole Tonya Harding/Nancy Kerrigan beatdown. I’m glad we’re winning medals, and I’m glad nothing bad has happened to anyone in Sochi, which coincidentally rhymes with Bourbon Sweet Tea.