Drunk Texts of the Week


It’s been a while, drunk texts … nice to see you again!

  • Is that vodka or suppressed homosexuality?
  • Brownies is not Stout
  • I’m fired up and ready to throw punches to a rose bush!
  • The Japanese are so ahead in electronics but so far behind in malt liquor
  • Our relationship reminded me of Dawson’s Creek
  • I’m on board with finger bang

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