Today’s Reason To Drink


Gaga vs. Shark

The other day, my annoyingly jolly spin instructor was trying to motivate us to spin faster by saying, “You can do anything for 20 seconds!” I then spent the remaining 15 minutes of class thinking of everything you can’t do for 20 seconds. My list included the following:

  • Swim with Great White sharks wearing Lady Gaga’s meat dress
  • Get run over by a car
  • Go without oxygen to the brain
  • Watch “Keeping up with the Kardashians”
  • Have a meaningful conversation with a Trump supporter
  • Ride a bull
  • Ride a skateboard if you’re over the age of 30
  • Chug a 6-pack
  • Write this list

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.