Gaga vs. Shark

The other day, my annoyingly jolly spin instructor was trying to motivate us to spin faster by saying, “You can do anything for 20 seconds!” I then spent the remaining 15 minutes of class thinking of everything you can’t do for 20 seconds. My list included the following:

• Swim with Great White sharks wearing Lady Gaga’s meat dress
• Get run over by a car
• Go without oxygen to the brain
• Watch “Keeping up with the Kardashians”
• Have a meaningful conversation with a Trump supporter
• Ride a bull
• Ride a skateboard if you’re over the age of 30
• Chug a 6-pack
• Write this list