Today’s Reason To Drink


Gaga vs. Shark

The other day, my annoyingly jolly spin instructor was trying to motivate us to spin faster by saying, “You can do anything for 20 seconds!” I then spent the remaining 15 minutes of class thinking of everything you can’t do for 20 seconds. My list included the following:

  • Swim with Great White sharks wearing Lady Gaga’s meat dress
  • Get run over by a car
  • Go without oxygen to the brain
  • Watch “Keeping up with the Kardashians”
  • Have a meaningful¬†conversation with¬†a Trump supporter
  • Ride a bull
  • Ride a skateboard if you’re over the age of 30
  • Chug a 6-pack
  • Write this list

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