Today’s Reason To Drink

Hold my hand and call me stupid.

I’m making it a point not to write about my sad dating life here, because, well, I’m tired of talking about it as much as you probably are reading about it. Online dating is sad, soul-sucking and seriously deranged. And it’s pretty impossible to meet new people in this damn city.

So I’ll just keep doing what I do best — blaming others and finding happy hour specials.

A friend, tired of hearing me bitch about being single, asked what I miss the most about being in a relationship. It didn’t take me more than 10 seconds of contemplation: holding hands, duh.

It was a close call with making out on a Ferris wheel, but hands down, it’s holding hands.


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