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Did you know Louisville is now home to Paula Deen’s Butter Bridge?

I’m not sure which makes my liver kick worse — St. Patrick’s Parade Day or Derby. But glad both of them only come around once a year.

I see that you’ve survived another fast two minutes in sports, so congrats on that.

I don’t care what R. Kelly says, Derby 2019 proved there definitely is something wrong with a little bump and grind.

Anyway, I promised you news in my next post! I did pass the test to become a Bourbon City Cruisers captain, so watch out! The streets of downtown may never be the same, but that’s what my mom said when I first moved here.

Now, I’m not certain when operations will be up and running, so hang tight. I think sometime around May 20 we’re supposed to take the mayor for a ride, so that should be interesting. I’d guess starting next week they’ll be taking reservations, and you can pick one of three: Sightseeing, Distilleries or Cocktails.

Woot!

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All aboard!

Holy shit, where has time gone? And, more importantly, where have I gone?

Nowhere. I’m right here. In Louisville. I just haven’t posted in a dick year because I’ve been busy doing work.

Of course I’m still with Insider Louisville, writing about all things bourbon, beer and bars, but very soon you’ll also be able to find me on the streets, driving a tuk-tuk and taking tourists (and residents) around the city for Bourbon City Cruisers.

That’s right. I’ll soon be a Cruiser Captain, if I pass my test on Monday. So you can hire me to take you on one of three tours in downtown Louisville — a sightseeing tour, a bourbon distillery tour or an Urban Bourbon Trail tour. The last two include drinks, so make sure you book those!

That’s my news and I’m sticking to it.

And if I fail my test on Monday, I suppose I’ll be back at the bar, drowning my sorrows and blaming my awkwardness.

Cheers!

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We saw some horse ass on the Bud Tour!

It’s almost April, you all! Where did March go? I guess it got ushered out as quickly as green beer on March 18.

I did just go on a long weekend trip to St. Louis. While I enjoyed the Budweiser Tour immensely, I didn’t come away from the trip thinking I ever need to go back to St. Louis anytime soon. Nothing bad happened — you just either feel a city, or you don’t.

I’ve also got big news to share, but you’ll have to wait for it just a little longer.

I apologize for not posting as much, but I promise to work on that.

Happy Friday. Go Cards! Go Cats!

It’s going to be quite a night for women and men’s basketball …

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Beers as big as your head?! WTF, Palace.

Anyone know why on God’s green earth the Louisville Palace only sells its domestic beers in 25-ounce cans?

That’s 25 damn ounces!! Of beer!! That will likely become warm in five minutes time!!

Now, back in my 20s, I would have thought this was the best thing on God’s green earth. But 25 ounces during Mariah Carey after I’ve already guzzled down three frozen margaritas at dinner? I guess they want me to be in the bathroom the entire show.

I don’t even tailgate with 25-ounce beers!

And speaking of God’s green earth — hope to see you all out tomorrow for the annual St. Patrick’s Parade in the Highlands. You can find me at Flanagan’s. Buy me a drink, sing me a song, take me as I am ’cause I can’t stay long.

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Go green!

It’s March!

Which means it’s time for basketball and green beer and warmer weather and an all-day parade in the Highlands and the freedom to do Irish Car Bombs without people looking at you funny and buckets of beer while watching basketball and Dundee Dip and a planned trip to St. Louis (and the Bud factory!) and judging cocktail competitions (mint julep and manhattan) and …

How about the weather catch up now to March?

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Holy fish bowl, Batman! I haven’t posted in a while, have I?

What if I told you I was out trying to make the world a better place, would you believe me?

What if I told you I was opening my own tiki bar in Destin, Fla., would you believe me?

What If I told you I was hanging out with Punky Brewster and we were plotting a reunion show in the same super market where her mom left her, would you believe me?

What if I told you I just got busy and didn’t have anything clever to say, would you believe me?

Well, one out of the four is true.

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Liquid gold.

Woodford’s Double Double Oaked is back on shelves, so grab it if you see it!

I was just sipping on some last night while I watched the Cards play. It took me till about halftime to figure out we were the white team and not the red team.

Anyway, the more I let the Double Double sit and open up, the sweeter and richer it got. Those last few sips felt like I was sucking on one of those Nips caramel candies, and I’m not even trying to be dirty.

I didn’t name the candy “Nips.” Who came up with that name?

Yes, Double Double is worth $50. Savor it, don’t inhale it all in one night.

I also ended up tweeting the president, too. It was a productive night.

Bar Belle from 1/25/19 Insider Louisville: When Dry January gets damp

We’re more than halfway through January, and I’ve already heard from numerous people around town that they’ve given up on their diets. And even more surprising — or not — this “Dry January” nonsense is loosening its grip on health-conscience Louisvillians.

How do I know? Because my bars are more crowded than ever. I kinda enjoyed the extra elbow room I had these last few weeks, but just as gym attendance soars on Jan. 2 and wanes by Feb. 2, so, too, self-discipline erodes like a snowman in the rain.

Read more here …

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All 10 Four Roses recipes for my tasting pleasure!

Last week, I got the opportunity to attend a unique bourbon event hosted by Westport Whiskey & Wine and Four Roses.

I hope you’re not cringing at my use of “unique” — we all know it is an overused term. But it’s the one word that is coming to mind when trying to describe the experience.

Perhaps one-of-a-kind or exclusive would be better?

Whatever adjective you prefer, it was fun, eye-opening and highly informational. I learned which Four Roses recipes I tend to prefer, because we got the chance to sample ALL OF THEM!

You see, Four Roses is unique — crap! There it is again — because it has five different yeast strains and two different mashbills. This creates 10 distinct recipes, which they either blend together for the Yellow Label and Small Batch releases, or pick one (OBSV) for their single barrel release.

Some Four Roses bourbon nerds know the ins and outs of each of these recipes because they’ve had the fortune to sample them either at an event at the distillery or by tasting different private single barrel picks.

Now, I’m happy to report I’m one of these said bourbon nerds. Woot!

Line ’em up, boys!

The recipes are listed using four letters, and they’ll either start with OE (E is for the mashbill that uses less rye) or OB (B — the mashbill with more rye), followed by an S, and then the letter dictating which yeast strain it is, which could be V, K, O, Q or F.

If I haven’t lost you yet, I’ll just say that one of my favorite samples from the night was a 10-year-old OESV, and I tended to prefer the OE mashbill throughout, except on one occasion.

Four Roses Master Distiller Brent Elliott led the sampling.

One might think after 10 samples I would have forgotten all of this, but I took notes, dammit!

Anyway, it was a fun experiment, and it was hosted by Kaelin’s 80/20, so we got to eat some fine food as well.

Four Roses’ privately selected single barrels will usually list the recipe on the bottle, so next time you come across one of these — either at the distillery or at a liquor store that helped select the bourbon (Eh em, like Westport Whiskey & Wine) — pay attention and do your own little taste test.

Again, the regular single barrel is OBSV, so go from there and write down what you think. Or just drink them all and call it a day.

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This was 2018.

According to my Fitbit, last year I walked 3,559,472 steps, which translates to 1,504 miles and 520,472 calories burned.

I wonder how many calories from beer I consumed.

And that’s a hell of a lot of steps. What did I do?

Well, I went to Destin and Denver. I drank and bought a lot of bourbon. I spent many hours with friends, and many hours with Netflix. I walked my dog. I bought groceries and improved my landscaping. I painted and helped a friend paint. I explored new neighborhoods. I met new people. I survived the St. Patrick’s Parade and Derby. I sat on a swing and surprised people as they were coming off an elevator on my birthday. I ate ice cream and cheese potatoes. I slept. I fell. I said goodbye to my mother. I cried. I laughed. I learned.

So yeah, that’s what I did. And this year, I hope to do more.